April 8, 2008

The south redeems itself

I'm currently enjoying some super lovely weather here in Athens, Georgia. It's cloudy, but the temps are high enough that it's t-shirt weather and there are even granola boys coming in and out of the coffeeshop wearing shorts and sandals. I am determined to wear my own camo cargo shorts out and about before I leave for Boston in a week.

After the verbal assault my blog endured yesterday I do have to confess that the south is redeeming itself here in Athens. The town is compact and clean with a vibrant street life and a lot of fun bars, smelly, musty, loud, endearing record stores, good eatin' and a lot of really cool music coming through in the next couple of days.

Last night I loaded up on PBR tall boys at The 40 Watt Club and caught the Tokyo Police Club show which was a lot of fun. The headliners were good, but I enjoyed one of the opening acts, Eagle Seagull, a lot more.

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The club itself was cavernous with a bar the extended from front to back strung with Christmas lights, a paltry set of cocktail lounge tables and chairs vacated as soon as a band took the stage, and rows of old couches lining the back. I sunk into one with my can of beer and sent dirty text messages to the Crypto Jew who's visiting family in Miami right now.

I like the closeness of this town--the way the college abuts a tiny downtown of prideful civic buildings and mouldering, loud, dank and endearing record shops. Even this afternoon, in the few hours I've spent in this coffeeshop answering work emails, I've seen a steady stream of kids from the show coming in to get their caffeine fix. Of course I realize that all of these record stores and bars that sell pitchers of wings and all this black and red and dawg-talk is only a part of Athens. Anyone wanna take me out of the college's sphere of influence?

Posted by jason at April 8, 2008 12:57 PM
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Athens is an enigma for the South, actually, as most university towns are in agricultural states of the union. But it is indeed a fun city with progressive culture.

Publishing short stories doesn't qualify you to diagnose mental illness. You insulted the South for no good reason and perpetuated a historical bigotry that pretends things are backwards here but not up there. Your creative commentor feels this is a serious handicap for anyone who aspires to being a good writer. He also notes that he has lived in Chicago, Atlanta & Alabama and thinks Chicago is the greatest city on earth, defying all stereotypes. Lighten up and take in all cultures, as you did in Athens, and elevate your mind.

Meanwhile, all 18 of our personalities think you are a hideous cad for advocating unsafe casual sex and this is worse to us than having once owned people as if they were farm animals. For this reason alone we'd like to burn all your books and prevent you from having any influence whatsoever on gay youth. As it is, we'll just have to settle for annoying you on your self-celebrating blog. But we will think of you without kindness when we read of the continued increase of HIV infected youth all over the world.

Posted by: SureJoe at April 8, 2008 4:06 PM

OMG Athens is an enima?!

anyone reading this want to bareback?!

Posted by: manuel at April 8, 2008 4:17 PM

How conVEEENient for you that you can go from fuck-the-south (or fuck whatever in the south will have me) to redemption, all within 48 hours.

In the south we call this SCHIZOPHRENIA, and when an individual displays symptoms we send them to Boston.

Posted by: glen at April 8, 2008 6:24 PM

Seriously?

First, the many variations of my anonymous commentator inferred several things from my post that a rational person simply can't infer...that this Suez character was an illegal alien, that he was 'the help,' that he was a rent boy, that in making a joke about my own Yankee-ness in which 'the south' for me begins just beyond Chicago and that collard greens confuse me somehow is equatable with broad racial stereotypes and a general sense of superiority to anything 'southern.' Ridiculous.

Furthermore, you accuse me of bigotry and of practicing unsafe sex. Shame on you!

We could have a gentlemanly debate about the pros and cons between grits and hotdish, and I would certainly listen patiently to anyone who tried to make the case for whatever 'culture' they think can be found in downtown Atlanta (none indeed can be found unless you consider Hooters and Jalapeno Charlie's and Pitty Pat's Porch to be 'culture'). But I simply will not let a bunch of strangers spread rumors about my bigotry and promiscuity on the Internets. No wait, I totally will. Because this is a self-serving blog (just like they all are), and I fucking LOVE the attention!

Posted by: jason at April 8, 2008 7:54 PM

Jason is correct about downtown Atlanta. The culture there is utterly shallow in order to continuou$ly entertain folk$ from Minnesota. After we lost that damned war, we got pretty smart down here.

I don't care what anyone says in these gay versions of the Penthouse Magazine Forums called their blog, you do not meet a solid, stable regular guy named Suez in a downtown Atlanta hotel, fuck him without a condom, and bring him to your blog as if he were a solid, stable, regular gay guy who just happened to be hanging out in a cultureless hotel district wanting (dying?) to be fucked without a condom. It's called fiction, or possibly harmless fantasy, but it ain't fittin', it just ain't fittin. Momma wants to know who paid for dinner & the drinks --and her money AIN'T on Suez.

If you would care to renounce anonymous barebacking in your FUCKING ATTENTION blog, you'd be doing the whole world a favor, and the South may indeed forgive you and welcome your tourism in the future.
We challenge you: Use your influence as an elder and a writer among gay peoples everywhere to condemn it in the very next sentence you write...

Posted by: tednolongerwithjane at April 8, 2008 10:22 PM

Ummm, where does Jason say he barebacked anyone??

Posted by: Condom Queen! at April 9, 2008 12:12 AM

Hell hath no fury like a liquored-up Southerner on a comment bender. LOL - for once in my life I've got a shred of sympathy for you Jason. Never give in to the Confederates you Yankee!!!!

Posted by: Shane at April 9, 2008 12:31 AM

My favorite part is where he calls you "an elder."

Posted by: Brian at April 9, 2008 1:38 AM

Apparently there is no such thing as consensual anonymous sex in the South. There is only unprotected sex with male prostitutes.

Posted by: marc at April 9, 2008 9:31 AM

Well, Marc, there did used to be, but things have changed since air conditioning and Strom Thurmond changed parties.

By the way, in the South you pronounce it CRAAY-gug's List.

Posted by: glen at April 9, 2008 10:02 AM

"Use your influence as an elder and a writer among gay peoples everywhere to condemn it in the very next sentence you write..."

I feel like Ratzinger...

Posted by: jason at April 9, 2008 10:38 AM

Barebacking in the South is F*Ckin' HOT!! Except once in a while you have SANTORUM!

Posted by: Steve at April 9, 2008 1:21 PM

Well, because he's gay, the author obviously he had unprotected sex...pfft.

/kidding, of course.

Posted by: Aliecat at April 9, 2008 5:01 PM
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