October 18, 2007
File this one under 'Huh'
The other night I got to talking, online of course, to someone I went on a few dates with four years ago or so.
I vaguely remember the few dates we went on, his penchant for convenience-store food, I think we had some wine at Barbette, long drives on dark streets, never even kissed him though he was beautiful and intriguing.
I was snagged on the shoals of an ex at the time, and stopped returning this boy's phone calls while I tried to sort things out in my life.
So, a few years down the line, and I still think about this guy once in a while because he's just so sweet and cute, and we're chatting, and I mention I'd like to buy him a beer sometime. He seems receptive, we talk about work and life and what we've been up to, a little witty banter in the IM window, and we're set. We'll catch up over beers soon.
I'm feeling quite pleased and intrigued again.
Twenty-four hours later I'm bored and distracted for a few hours at work, and check out the boring, fake, slutty, and rarely hilarious postings on Craigslist.
Only to find that the boy I've recently connected with has become quite the party planner. It's really not safe for work, but you do need to check his posting out.
Le sigh.
In other news, I ended up making out with the Crypto-Jew in the parking lot of the 19 Bar last night. He brought me roses and wants to give it another shot. He says he misses my lips.
I blame all of this on track #7 of Radiohead's new album. I was listening to that very track on the bus on Monday when, passing the intersection of Lyndale and 22nd, I caught a glimpse of Charlie waiting for the bus in his pajamas and I almost started to cry (I only cry on the bus in the mornings). It started all of this.
Posted by jason at October 18, 2007 9:04 AM
your gang bang loving friend sounds boring with too much time on his hands... you can do better.
Posted by: chris at October 18, 2007 9:19 PMI actually find it hilarious. I mean, gang bangs: sure, who doesn't love a gang bang now and then? But to go into such detail as to describe just how each load should be fucked deeper into the fuckEE by the next fuckER is just insane and means he has way too much time on his hands.
But, at least I'd know what to get him for Christmas and birthdays.
Posted by: jason at October 19, 2007 10:13 AMLOL, I agree... nothing wrong with the party... but his his "methodology" as to how the fucking is to occur reads like a textbook.
Posted by: Chris at October 19, 2007 3:16 PM#7 will make me cry without seeing a crypto jew in pajamas.
Posted by: Gregg at October 19, 2007 6:38 PMI think you should bring along a turkey baster, just in case.
In addition to being a skank he's also not a very good writer. You deserve and should expect better.
Posted by: Shane at October 21, 2007 9:10 PMthanks, shane...i was really on the fence about this one until your comment...
Posted by: jason at October 22, 2007 8:07 AM
