June 22, 2006
Judy Garland Death Squad
Thirty-seven years ago today Judy Garland skipped on back to Kansas, taking our hearts along with her little dog Toto. That is, if "skipped on back to Kansas" equals "dying on the toilet from a drug overdose." In any case, she's gone, and she's been gone damnit and there's not a damn thing any of us can do about it except sit around on a Thursday night like me, drinking vodka sours in the dark and playing old Judy records over and over. I got raccoon eyes! "If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely?" Her words fill my empty apartment. I slowly realize that they are my words. I am talking to myself again.
Her words. Her words. Imagine if we could hear her words, speaking to us again, sharing with us her wisdom. Wouldn't that be something? ...I have a surprise for you but I have to wait until tomorrow to show it to you.
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Posted by jason at June 22, 2006 10:06 PMHave you seen the commemorative stamp? Judy Garland certainly is a first class lady!
Posted by: Brian at June 23, 2006 1:52 PMi have indeed seen the stamps and as a matter of fact I wear them as nipple protectors when I go running.
Posted by: jason at June 23, 2006 1:56 PMThe stamp picture looks like somebody flattened the top of her head with a large sledge hammer. Maybe somebody did, that would explain some things.
Posted by: glen at June 23, 2006 2:58 PM
